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Slightly cropped (sits at waistline) and boxy shape - great for higher waisted pants and layering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1em; line-height: 1.4; caret-color: #232736; color: #232736; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 15px;\"\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for smooth, durable fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Boxy, slightly cropped silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd²) that holds its shape\u003cbr\u003e- Pigment-dye finish for a vintage, lived-in look (shade variations may occur)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1em; line-height: 1.4; caret-color: #232736; color: #232736; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 15px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1em; line-height: 1.4; caret-color: #232736; color: #232736; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 15px;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it could take us a few days longer to deliver it to you. 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